I've Never Met a Girl Like You Before

Although I can't pinpoint where it started, I am responsible for my wife's obsession with 'Eastenders'. When we first met, I was a casual viewer, but where I looked at it out of the corner of my eye I slowly began to notice her watching it with the full-on gaze of two.

Slowly, over the years, the addiction began to take hold. She began to refer to it as 'my programme', it's name now unmentionable. Now it is an unmissable fixture in our lives, and I am cast as supervisor to her viewing, forever answering to "is my programme on tonight?"

Dirty Des.